Sorry for scaring you guys with the satyr. I was going to scare you guys with WHORES WHORES WHORES, but I can't find that pic on my compy. So... you get this, instead.
Those are snakes attacking those guys. Who are those guys? Why, they're Laocoon and his boys, of course, in all their naked glory! So... I guess I have to tell story time, now?? I guess so.SO. One day, the Greeks were like, "HEY, LET'S TRICK THE TROJANS!!! WIIIIIIITH... A HERRING!!!" Okay, actually, it was a horse. We all know THAT story. What less of us know is that poor little Laocoon was like, "GUYS. Beware the gift-bearing Greeks!" Which Minerva (that's Athena to you Greekies!) didn't like, so she sent some snakes to attack Laocoon and his sons. Of course, the Trojans took that as a sign of, "OH SHI--!!! WE GOTTA TAKE THE HORSE!!!"
And of course, Troy was lost because Minerva killed off their smartest, nakedest man. With snakes.
And now, you know.
CARTHAGO DELENDA EST!
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